My Entertaining Life
Thursday, August 18, 2005
11:54AM - COOL!
Monday, June 27, 2005
4:54PM - dreamin of killin
Here's my dream from two nights ago. Wtf? So i was living with my mom and dad in our old house, and i was locked in my bedroom in the dark. My parents were trapped in our living room with some serial killer guy. He comes into my bedroom and I pull out a knife, *which I have in bed with me for some reason* and he goes on to tell me that he's just killed my parents. So i start stabbing him repeatedly in the temples, i eventually cut the top of his head off, yet he's still talking to me, pretty calmly too. He tells me that he just wanted to see how far he could push someone, see if he could make a non-killer into a killer. After the killer dies i run outside with his blood and brains all over me, and i see my neighbor driving by in a truck, she's covered in blood and has been beaten up too. She says she is going to the ER and offers me a ride, so i hop in her truck and then she starts to talk again and it's the killers voice. I screamed and got out of the truck. The End. Wtf?
Wednesday, June 8, 2005
1:25PM - hello there
well it's me again! I know, I know..i've been gone a long time. Just haven't had much to say or haven't had the time to say it! So yea! Anywho, i'm still deciding on what to do for school, either mortuary beautician or an embalmer or something like that OR a makeup artist for the live folks of the world. I think I'd be better with stickin to dead people, lol. Oh! Michael and I found some kittens behind the apartment complex, they are sooo cute, i want to keep all 5 of them but I pay enough to keep snowball! So yea, my goal for the next hour is to figure out how the hell to put pictures up on here. Oh lawd I have cramps, I hate being a girl sometimes! I have to work tonight, ugh i'm so sick of walgreens! The customers are too damn stupid! I get asked so many dumb questions in one day that i'm ready to pull my hair out by the end of my shift. Michael and I are doing good, he's just being a big poo poo like usual and annoying me with his random dances and songs that he insists on doing as soon as I get home from work or before i go to work, lol! Snowball is doing good, he's asleep on one of my sneakers right now, he greeted me as soon as i got home from work last night by taking a big stinky poo in his litter box...i mean very stinky! I had to bring out the air freshner! PHEW! I still don't have any real friends here in memphis. The closest I have to a good friend is this lady that I work with who is 49 years old, haha! She's totally cool though. One of my few friends in memphis just found out a bit ago that she is pregnant! woo woo! I'm gonna be an auntie!! I can't wait to play with that baby! eeeeeep!! And i am still obsessed with Marilyn Monroe, yep...that's never gonna change :P Well, I think that's it for now! Ciao!! :)
Thursday, February 17, 2005
3:28PM - AWWW!!!!
Wednesday, February 16, 2005
12:20PM - dreams of becoming a barbie
The other night I had a dream that I was being held captive by some crazy mad man. I was a prisoner but I wasn't tied up or anything, i was given pretty much free run of the place, but i knew if i left i would be found and killed. So, the mad man decided that i was the closest thing that he could find to a living barbie doll, he said that he was going to do plastic surgery on me to make me "perfect." I knew the man had no knowledge of human anatomy. So, he hits me on the head with something to knock me out for a while. I wake up maybe days later and I look in the mirror, I am the perfect barbie doll. Blonde hair, plumped lips, much thinner than I am now, in full make up, all of my chubbiness is gone and I'm the perfect barbie doll. Weird, huh? haha!
Thursday, February 3, 2005
12:44AM - can i go out and kill tonight?
well well well, looky at me! Writing in my LJ! Isn't that cute of me? Ugh, I've been battling a cold for the past few days that is kicking my butt! Sore throat, head congestion, slight fever...not sure what's going on here. Trying some cold meds but it hasnt worked yet. I'm still being tired of walgreens. Just got my W2 forms yesterday, hoping that i might possibly get enough back to put a small downpayment on a car. I'm so tired of being carless, it's really a hassle to get ANYWHERE! I have to call co-workers to ask if they can come and pick me up so that I can work that night. I'm off this friday, jess is going to do her laundry, pay the rent, and attempt to clean up our apartment, all very slowly though if i am still feeling poo-like. We had some guy from another walgreens come and work at our store tonight, what a big fat weirdo! He kept talking about himself the whole damn night. He kept insisting that he was right when I knew for fact that he was wrong, lol. He keeps swearing that The Misfits never made a song about Marilyn Monroe when I KNOW that they did, I'm listening to it right now, lol. Who Killed Marilyn...go download it...see for yourself! It's there! Cuckoo...lol. I guess you have to be crazy to work for walgreens though. I just took some really funny pictures of snowball. I"m obsessed with his furry cuteness! I'm rather hungry...i dunno what I want to eat. I mean..it's 1am...a steak probably wouldn't settle too well on my tummy right now since i am gonna be hitting the hay soon. Between Michael's two jobs and school, I rarlely get to see him anymore. It's really sad...Minkey...if you are reading this, I MISS YOU!!!!! TONS!!!!!!! Moving on....umm...well..i dont know what else to say..haha! that's it I guess..CIAO!
Saturday, January 8, 2005
1:26PM - Waking Up
Bleh, I should be sleeping still. I have to get up and get ready for work tonight though. Well, Last night turned into a series of events that included alcohol and some stranger kissing michael on the temple. First off we went to our friends house and hungout with them for a bit, had some drinks and what not. Went out to a coffee joint, sipped on some White Mocha. Then we had to go back to their place so they could meet a friend give him some stuff. When we got home, we had some more drinks. Next, everyone is hungry so we go out to the Young Avenue Deli which is an awesome place to eat, but only if you don't need food in like 15 minutes. Service is slow as shit there. Had some more drinks. This guy walks over to our table and asks us where the Camel people are, I am assuming he meant the Camel cig people...the guy must have been loaded. So he points at this purple light and says the camel people are over there and then he kisses Michael on the temple and walks off. I'm just sitting there like, Huh??? Everyone just started bursting out laughing except for my poor Minkey! LOL! The guy had to have been completely drunk to kiss another guy and not even blink about it....either that or really gay. hehe! Anywho, the evening ended with only us two girls being the ones who were wasted, the men were barely even buzzed. It was still fun though! Woot! We are going to see one of Michael's friend's bands play tonight. Will have the gossip tomorrow :)
Friday, January 7, 2005
4:58PM - i'm not dead!
Hello My Peoples, I am posting just to let everyone know that I am not dead. Here's a little story for everyone. In early November the apartments we live in had a towing company take my car away because it had been wrecked and it apparently looked bad to them. I was only given a 24 hour notice that my car was going to be towed. I looked at the slip on my car and the date space was fucking blank so I had no idea when my car was going to be taken. The next day, the car is gone of course. Well, last night my dad left a message saying that he got a letter stating that we had to pay them 15 dollars a day for storage since they have had the car and that they were going to sell it! So I freaked out because he said we were going to have to pay them AND they were STILL going to sell the car! I was highly pissed off most of the night until michael start looking up legal crap and apparently my dad REALLY misunderstood the letter. The letter was saying that if we DON"T pay them the 15 dollar a day shit that they were going to sell the car. Who gives a flying fuck if they sell the car? That damn thing doesn't even start anymore! LOL!!! Phew, big relief! I have to call my dad in about an hour and straighten his misunderstanding out. hehe! Hmm...What else is new?? I got a new cute pink Marilyn Monroe t shirt yesterday! Woop! My hair is getting longer and it's a light red color now...the dark red faded out! Oh well, still looks cute! We just got back from watching Lemony Snickets (sp) Series of unforunate events! It was a pretty good little movie! Walgreens is still sucking some major donkey doo doo. I'm hoping that I won't be there much longer. I am playing around with Microsoft Excel and all of that good crap to learn how to use it and get a higher paying computer job somewhere! I'm just sick of fucking retarded costumers. I want to shoot some of them right in the head! This one lady asks me the other day, "Did I come in this door? Is there another door in this store?! WTF? Walgreens is not that big! No lady, they can also allow you to park and jump onto the loading ramp in the back! LOL! And my favorite one is, Hey, Do you work here?! NOOOO I don't work here, I just wear a damn walgreens vest because It's fashionable and I wear a name tag so I can remember my name! WTF?! LOL God people are so stupid! Well, I'm going to roll now, Michael mentioned something about going to an Art show. Ciao!
Thursday, November 4, 2004
5:33PM - Awesome!
5:29PM - Do you agree Obsidian? :)
TAIPEI (Reuters) - A man leaped into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.
"Jesus will save you!" the 46-year-old man shouted at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.
"Come bite me!" he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.
One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer guns.
Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse
go here to see photos!!!
Tuesday, October 19, 2004
Friday, October 15, 2004
11:33PM - I'm Marilyn Monroe! YES!!!
Thursday, October 14, 2004
.001. ] Name: Jessica
.002. ] Gender: female
.003. ] Location: Memphis, TN
.004. ] Height: 5'6''
.005. ] Hair color: light brown with dark brown and red streaks
.006. ] Eye color: hazel
.007. ] Is your hair long or short: umm..long in the front and short in the back
.008. ] Tattoos you have: none....yet :)
» S C H O O L «
.009. ] Are you still in school: no
.010. ] Favorite subject: History
.011. ] Least favorite subject: anything math related
.012. ] Do/did you buy lunch or bring it: Depends on my money flow that week.
» F A V O R I T E «
.013. ] Number: 8
.014. ] Clothing brand: whatever is cheap, looks good on me and is comfy!
.015. ] Tv show: dont have one
.016. ] Fruit: kiwi
.017. ] Movie: anything with Marilyn Monroe
.018. ] Scent: lavender
.019. ] Ice cream flavor: Ben & Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie Chunk
.020. ] Color: black, purple, blue, red
.021. ] Season: fall and winter
.022. ] Holiday: Halloween :)
.023. ] Thing in your room: Michael
.025. ] TV channel: we only have a few...no cable here
.026. ] Shape: Taller than me, lean, firm...*drools*
.027. ] Time: whatever time I get off of work that day
.028. ] State: umm..haven't been to many
.029. ] Boys name: umm...poop?
.030. ] Girls name: Shameeka
.031. ] Disney character: Bambi...that little slut
.032. ] Scary movie: House of 1000 Corpses
» T H I S O R T H A T «
.033. ] Hot or cold: cold
.034. ] Winter or summer: winter
.035. ] Spring or fall: fall
.036. ] Shakira or Britney: Neither
.037. ] MTV or VH1: neither
.038. ] Rollerblading or skateboarding: neither
.039. ] Black or white: black
.040. ] Orange or red: red
.041. ] Yellow or green: green
.042. ] purple or pink: purple
.043. ] Cell phone or pager: neither
.044. ] Powerpuff Girls or Charlie's Angels: neither
.045. ] Scooby doo or Dino: neither
» Y E S O R N O «
.046. ] Are you a vegetarian: nope
.047. ] Do you like cows: yes
.048. ] Are you a bitch: Only on weekdays
.049. ] Are you artistic: I can be
.050. ] Do you write poetry: rarely
.051. ] Can you ski: nope
.052. ] Are you British: No..but if you had the right amount of money I sure would be!
.053. ] Are you straight: yesh
.054. ] Are you evil: only on weekdays
.055. ] Is Britney a whore: Of course
.056. ] Are you secretly from another planet: Well, if i were secretly from another planet, I wouldn't be able to tell you!
» P R I V A T E «
.057. ] Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: yepperz
.058. ] Do you have a crush: yepperz
.059. ] Do you love anyone right now: yepperz
.060. ] Have you ever been in love: yepperz
.061. ] Do you go by looks or personality: Personality
.062. ] do you smoke: occasionally
.063. ] Do you smoke weed: occasionally
.064. ] Crack, heroin, anything else: no thanks
.065. ] Beer good or beer bad: beer bad
.066. ] Are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: I prefer straight vodka or coconut or pinapple rum. wine coolers make me sick..lol
» T H E L A S T «
.067. ] Thing you ate: nachos and a hotdog
.068. ] Thing you drank: dr.pepper
.069. ] Place you went: kroger
.070. ] Thing you got pierced/tattooed: tongue pierced
.071. ] Song you heard: marilyn manson, dope show
.072. ] Person you instant messaged: chris
.073. ] Person you laughed with: Michael
» N O W «
.074. ] What are you eating: nothin
.075. ] What are you drinking: nothin
.076. ] Any shoes on: nope
.077. ] Hair: looks ratty
.078. ] Listening to: MM
.079. ] Talking to anyone: nope
I've had a bad cold for a few days now, thankfully I woke up this morning with no fever. I had to call in sick yesterday at work, at first I talked to an assistant manager who told me that the store manager had told her that I had called in sick too many days. What the fuck? I've called in sick 2 days since I have been working there. I have been working there since June. There are people at this store that call in at least one day a week. So I talked to the store manager, told him that I had a cold and a fever of around 100 and he said that I have to bring him a doctors note saying that I am sick. What in the fucking hell does he think I am doing? LYING???? He said it's a new "rule." Funny thing, I've never heard of anyone else having to bring in a doctors note. So, I have to go to the doctor, pay a 25 dollar co-pay to have a doctor say...yep...ur sick. BIG FUCKING WOOP! I did not go to the doctor, I am fine now. Just a sore throat and a stuffy nose, nothing major. I had today off, I work tomorrow night and if he asks for my doctors note, I'm telling him that I didn't go because I thought it was completely stupid and unfair. If I get fired, which at this point I hope I do, I'm gonna walk out of there laughing hysterically at this idiot. Walgreens blows and please people, never ever work there, you'll just get treated like shit. On the upper hand, Michael and I went to the Kittie show last weeekend :D :D :D! Those girls can really rock. Otep was an opening act, they suck..lol. I nearly fell asleep during their show. They try a little bit too hard to be a, "scary metal rock band." Someone should tell them that they really don't cut it on stage, lol. Every single song of theirs sounded the same, I couldn't tell when one song ended and another began! It was worth the wait though, Kittie was absolutely amazing! Well, that's it for now! :)
Wednesday, September 29, 2004
4:27PM - Just call me, "Crash"
Well I've managed to do it again! Wreck another car. I think I'm just gonna stick to bike's for the rest of my life. We were heading down the street, the sun is my eyes and i'm trying to figure out if the street light is green or red and exactly where the fuck the light is! There is a white jeep (which blends perfectly with the sun light) that I failed to see stopped in front of me because the light was red! Then CRASH! I rear ended this poor guy. My car is all fucked up, It won't even start anymore. The hood is all crunched in and the air bags cracked my windshield up pretty good. Thankfully, no one was seriously hurt. I have some bruises on my arms from the air bags and some on my shoulder/neck area because the seatbelt grabbed me. Michael is ok and the guy we hit is ok too. It didn't do much to his jeep, just knocked off his back bumper, fucked up his muffler and kinda pulled his back passenger side door away from his car. I got a ticket for hitting him and he got a ticket for not having insurance. Thankfully He didn't hit me!!!! Michael got a citation last week for having expired tags, he got rear ended on the 17th too! All of this shit happened in the same part of town too, so we have decided to never go there again. That place has a fucking curse on it or something. So, all in all, I no longer have a car and we have to figure out ways to get us both to work now. His car still runs thankfully, now it's the fact of figuring out how to get us both to work on time. I need to save up some money for a bike.....
Monday, September 27, 2004
5:03PM - well well well....
Howdy folks, just thought I would drop in to leave my friends here a little note. I just got home from work! Tara, I swear I'm still in your group! I've been so freakin' busy with work and trying to clean up our apartment, I have the next two days off so I should be able to post and stuff, thankfully! Welps, i'm outta here, talk to you guys laterz! Ciao!
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
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